There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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