Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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