ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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