It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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