You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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