i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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