Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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