oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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