Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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