you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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