when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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