im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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