we're chasing vodka with high fives
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize