I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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