Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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