So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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