Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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