from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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