What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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