i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
it glows. i had to have it.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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