I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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