And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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