Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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