And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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