i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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