Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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