Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Every concussion has its silver lining
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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