Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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