those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
do herpes really smell.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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