found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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