Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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