I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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