she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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