she was so not down for the gang bang
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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