Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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