Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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