Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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