why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You are the jesus of drinking
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Someone stole a lamp last night.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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