are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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