Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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