Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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