whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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