I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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