hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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