i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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