If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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