dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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