Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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