Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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