you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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